SorryImAwkward

thatscrazyrandom

In case anyone is having a bad night:

radiolightning

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

heythereclifford

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot

Want some more?

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot

I’m back with some more!

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot

to find later

i-am-midnight

Here you can split circles into smaller and smaller pieces (I found this really satisfying)

Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is

Here you can paint someone’s nails

Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)

Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)

Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled

Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile

Here’s a rickroll

Here you can remind yourself that you’re awesome.

Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)

Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)

And here you can generate more cool websites like these

emeraldrain55

pinning thissss

fiddlepickdouglas

And yet more!!!

Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm

Here you can make snowflakes

Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music

Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many don’t need it but it’s fun to read anyway)

Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesn’t exist

Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science

Here’s a site where you can make a dude beatbox with fun animations

nyxsomnia7

I’m fully aware I will need this at some point.

isa-ah

normal-horoscopes

Literally nothing makes me happier than the idea of hunting Elon Musk for sport. I am completely serious. The thought actively brings joy to my day.

normal-horoscopes

I'd even give him a backpack of food, maybe a day's worth. I'd even leave all his little gadgets on him. You'd only get connection with satellite anyway. He's got to feel confident or it's no fun.

iamaperture

Would you toy with him a bunch, or just go straight-in for the kill?

normal-horoscopes

Oh you absolutely draw it out are you kidding? You let the initial confidence erode into loneliness as the food and batteries run low, and helplessness when they run out, then fear when he realizes I gave him a canteen but no water. Am I trying to prolong the hunt? Or is it a trap to draw him out towards the rivers? The answer is both.

I’d let him get clever. Maybe he can start a fire with the electronics, maybe he read that he can brew the pine needles into tea for some extra calories. Maybe hes one of those guys that carries a multitool he never uses. Maybe he whittles a branch into a crude spear and manages to catch a salmon. Maybe he learns how many little bones they have.

More likely he goes hungry. That’s when you start fucking with him. You sneak into his camp at night. You leave him protein bars. Good ones. You make him feel watched. You make him feel desperate.

You wait for the full moon. Then you break out the horns and dogs and you learn how fast he can really run.

lowtiermemer

You seriously need to see a therapist

uncle-beanbag

I kinda wish the tables would turn on people like op

azzy-the-christian-furry

My gut says OP’s response to “what did Elon do to you?” is “he became wealthy and I’m envious and would rather him be dead”

normal-horoscopes

It's actually the congolese child slave labor and the illegal apartheid emerald mines and the assisting overthrowing the democratically elected government of Bolivia for lithium but go off king

isa-ah

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saltwaffle

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

jetru

remember when writers had to be all like:
“omg omg lemon starts HERE”

y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

domicileensnared

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

frostyemma

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

raimagnolia

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

janekfan

god those were lawless times.

lahoete

Not the character/author interactions

homophobicpalpatine

slightmood

isa-ah

Men who are over 6 ft are fruity

What do you need to be that tall for? To hold other men?

emil

and don’t even get me started on men under 6 ft. why are you so short? to be held by another man?

pinkmistle06

What is your problem with short guys?

Like, what do you have against them?

Why are men 6ft and over so attractive to you?

I literally could not care less about height, I just want a guy/girl PERIOD

Well, as long as they treat me right and they actually care about me

kaiisens-deactivated20210811

short men are gay can you not read

pinkmistle06

That’s mildly if not very homophobic

Just because a man is short does not mean that he’s gay.

You’re very stupid if you think that a man is gay because he’s short.

kaiisens-deactivated20210811

im gay because im short it’s not that hard to understand. i bet you think hampster is spelled “hamster” like a fucking idiot idiot

pinkmistle06

ham·ster/ˈhamstər/

noun

a solitary burrowing rodent with a short tail and large cheek pouches for carrying food, native to Europe and northern Asia.

pinkmistle06

Not only does this further prove your idiocy, it also proves that your grammar is extremely poor.

pinkmistle06

In short, get fucked.

Seriously, fuck you, kaiisens.

kaiisens-deactivated20210811

no need to get emotional 🙄 we’re just talking and here you are making up fake definitions of hampster and telling me to get fucked that’s really emotionally abusive you know that right?

pinkmistle06

Literally look it up.

Look it up right now and take a screenshot.

Do it.

I know you won’t because you’re afraid of being wrong.

Emotional abuse is someone constantly tearing down someone’s emotional health, usually from someone that the victim has previously been attached to.

I’m telling you to go suck a dick because you’re being a dumbass, whiny bitch, want me to keep going?

Or are you gonna keep whining about how wrong I am and about how apparently all short men are gay?

kaiisens-deactivated20210811

we’ve been married for five years. im sick of you trying to gaslight me into thinking it’s spelled hamster. please just calm down and stop making up lies, you’re making us both look bad.

pinkmistle06

YOU LITERALLY EDITED THAT PIC

IT’S VERY OBVIOUSLY FAKE

WE’RE NOT MARRIED, YOU’RE BEING AN ASS, AND YOU’RE THE ONE MAKING UP LIES

kaiisens-deactivated20210811

please come home. this isn’t your heart. i know you made a mistake and don’t want to admit that it’s spelled hampster and that men being short is a homosexual trait but it’s ok. we can work this out baby, you just need to stop the constant lying and arguing over nothing. i know your emotionally abusive but you can change i know you can.